Welcome to……

THE HEPCAT LOUNGE

This is the site in which all of your dreams can come true.

Well, not actually, and if they did, that would be pretty pathetic.

This site is by no means a service to you. It does absolutely nothing to:

Expand your mind
Find the meaning of life
Educate you in any way, shape or form
Make you rich
Make your love life more exciting
Make you quit any filthy habits you may have
Improve hand-eye coordination
Cure diseases
Resolve the national debt

But, it does provide endless hours of entertainment. And that is all that matters, right? Kicking back, drinking a
Martini, smoking a Cubano, and listening to Mambo all night long. That's what we here at the Hepcat Lounge
are trying to put forth in the form of a web site. When completed, this site will be the most lounge-like
site in the world. So sign up as a member (doesn't cost a damn thing) and get updates (scrounge from the Lounge)
access to our noughty bits (members only password) and other benefits that come only with being a lounge
lizard. The link is right below, so fill it out!!!

BECOME A MEMBER OF THE LOUNGE!!

Links:

The Salvador Dali Gallery

The 5% nation

Archie McPhee!!

Primus Sucks, and so does their site

The English Beat

PSYCHOBILLY HOMEPAGE

SPUMCO! The company that brought you none other than...Ren & Stimpy!

Monty Python Online. A very silly place.

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